One of my favorites is when a religious converter type comes up to me when I’m sitting around. Because they usually have a cold open like “The Lord has called me to you” replying with “Indeed He Has My Child, for He is Pleased With Your Work, and wishes you to know that you are known to Him”. Throw inflections into the wrong points in words, but do it with a very calming presence. After all, you’re the SMS from the afterlife, you’re merely the vessel of the vassal, and nothing scuttles their plans faster than trying to have to process that this very calmly spoken person who InflEcts their words JuiSSSSt quite not riGHt is acknowleding them in an uncomforting way.
Once they leave, watch them until something blocks the line of site, and then move like lightning to not be there when they glance back.
(This is why there are probably some really good rumours in Adelaide about me)
In german, “Mensch!” (human!) is actually a normal way of adressing people if you are annoyed…
So yeah, some you might have heard that Toumyu is having a collaboration with Tokyo-based baseball team Yomiuri Giants where they will appear as special guests during today’s opening game (9/11) at Tokyo Dome against the team’s rival Tokyo Yakult Swallows. (Source)
Seafoam constellation 