chongoblog:

SO APPARENTLY THEY SHOWED OFF THE MAP OF NINTENDO LAND IN HOLLYWOOD NOW THAT CONSTRUCTION HAS BEGUN? AND IT LOOKS LIKE BASICALLY ITS OWN SMALL PARK INSTEAD OF A SMALL PORTION OF A PARK????

WE GOT

-YOSHIS BANGIN ISLAND

-TWO TREES WITH FACES ON THEM

-TWO CASTLES

-MARIO KART LIKE FOR REAL

-SUPER SMASH BROS COLISEUM???? (Probably a live show which should be…..interesting…)

-A METROID THING!!!!!!

-WARIO PURCHASES SO MUCH LAND WITH HIS MONEY (Probably a roller coaster?)

-LUIGI GETS HIS MANSION

-THE ENTIRETY OF KANTO WHERE I CAN PURCHASE 1800 EEVEE PLUSHES

-TOADS TREASURE TRACKER GETS A RIDE…..I SUPPOSE….(If I were to guess a sort of water flume ride since moving horizantally and up very simple slopes is both a feature with TTT and water flume rides)

-MOTHER

-FUCKING

-“MCCLOUDS ARWING ACADEMY” ARE YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME I AM CRYING IN MY OWN SEAT RIGHT NOW THIS IS THE GREATEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE STAR FOX BITCHES

-CONCLUSION: I WILL BE VACATIONING TO HOLLYWOOD AROUND 2020